Well said, that woman. While I understand better than most that the dear departed will crave their nicotine hit beyond the grave, and will be anxious not to miss Strictly, I'm a stickler for strict adherence to the Cremation (England and Wales) (Amendment) Regulations 2016.
I'm writing to Ms Ball to ask if the explosive coconut bore any traces of amber and black.
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