There are, I know, more than a few U’s fans in Greater Manchester. I suspect one of them departed for the Great Habbin in the Sky recently. My suspicions centre on the coconut that was slipped into the coffin of a deceased person undergoing cremation in Bolton. The BBC reports that the coconut exploded, ‘sending fear’ through the crematorium staff. If you’ve ever blown up a coconut, you’ll sympathise with the poor employees. It can put the fear of God into a person. Donna Ball, Bolton’s assistant director of community services, says mourners put all kinds of things, including TV remotes and e-cigarettes, in coffins. She added: ‘We are asking people to be considerate regarding the items they place into coffins before the cremation process.’ |
I'm writing to Ms Ball to ask if the explosive coconut bore any traces of amber and black.
Cheerio
Harry